"Good Job" joke

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many
people were forced to stand.
One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her
and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm
going to the cops!"
"I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay
check in my pocket."
"Oh really" she spat. "then you must be doing quiet good in your job,
because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour."

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