"Goodbye…." joke
I was walking through the supermarket to pick up a few things when I noticed an old lady following me around. Thinking nothing of it, I ignored her and continued on. Finally I went to the checkout line, but she got in front of me. “Pardon me, ” she said, “I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look just like my son, who just died recently. ” “I’m very sorry, ” I said to her, “Is there anything I can do for you? ” “Yes, ” she said, “As I’m leaving, can you say ‘Good bye, Mother? It would make me feel so much better. ” “Sure, ” I said. An odd request, but no harm would come of it. As the old woman was leaving, I called out, “Goodbye, Mother! ” As I stepped up to the checkout counter, I saw that my total was $127. 50. “How can that be? ” I asked, “I only purchased a few things! ” “Your mother said that you would pay for her, ” said the clerk.
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