"Goodell Meets with Roethlisberger" joke

Roger Goodell and Ben Roethlisberger recently met for several hours in New York. Goodell is one of the few people still willing to be in a private room with Roethlisberger.

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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The final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer more...

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Dawn:this is SO stupid that it cracked me up!
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