"Gorgeous New Mink" joke

Three members of a weekly female bridge quartet were duly impressed when the fourth arrived wearing an incredibly gorgeous new mink coat.
"That's a stunning garment, Louise," one woman purred. "It must have cost you a fortune!"
"No, not at all," Louise replied, "just a single piece of ass."
"You mean," the admirer of the coat continued, "one that you gave your husband?"
"No," grinned Louise, "one that he got from the maid."

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