"Grabbing a Quickie" joke
Bill and Carol lived in a small city apartment and decided that the only way they could grab a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten year old son in the apartment, was to send him out on the balcony and instruct him to report on all the neighborhood activities. They figured that spying, to a young boy, would be a lot of fun and would distract him for a while.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into motion.
"Someone's car is being towed from the parking lot," he said. "A fire truck just drove by."
A few moments passed. "Martin's riding a new bike," he called out to his parents. "It looks like the Hudsons have company and the Caldwells are having sex."
His parents immediately bolted upright in bed, "How do you know that?" his startled mother asked.
"Their kid, Jimmy, is standing out on the balcony too!" the boy replied.
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