"Great News Honey" joke

The newlywed anxiously waited for her husband to arrive home from work. As soon as he walked through the door, she excitedly said, "I have great news honey. Soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."
He rushed over to her, smiling from ear to ear, took her in his arms and kissed her passionately.
"Oh, I'm so happy you feel this way since tomorrow morning my mother is moving in with us!" she said.

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