"Green, Pink, and Yellow" joke
An American man and a Mexican man died and went to Hell. The Devil said, "You know guys, you all have been sinners. But I'm in a good mood, so I'm willing to give you another chance. If you can think of a sentence using the words' green',' pink', and' yellow' that will make me laugh, then you will go to heaven."
The American is goes first. He says, "One morning I was walking on the street and saw George W Bush with nothing on but a pink bra, green shoes, and a yellow mohawk." The Devil says, "Nice try, but that's not funny." The American goes to Hell.
Now, it's the Mexican's turn. But he's not very good at English and by now he is panicking. He blurts out, "This morning when the phone went' green green green', I came to pink it up, and said' Yellow'?"
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