"Grumpy Parrot" joke
Upon reaching his seat on the plane, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. The man asks the stewardess for a coffee, and the parrot squawks, "While you're at it, why don't you get me a whiskey, you bitch."
The stewardess, flustered by the parrot's outburst, brings back a whiskey for the parrot, but forgets the man's coffee. As the man politely points out the omission of his coffee to the stewardess, the parrot downs his drink and shouts, "And get me another whiskey, you slut."
Now visibly shaken, the stewardess comes back with the parrot's whiskey, but still no coffee for the man. Unaccustomed to such behavior, the man decides that he is going to try the parrot's approach: "Listen, I've asked you twice for a coffee, wench. I expect you to get it for me right now or I'm going to slap that disgustingly ugly face of yours!"
The next thing they know, both the man and the parrot are wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.
Plunging downwards to the ground, the parrot turns to the man and says, "For someone who can't fly, you sure are mouthy."
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