"Had I Known" joke

An elderly gentleman and woman meet at a dance for seniors and get to talking. Since they are enjoying their conversation so much, when the dance is over, they decide to continue at his apartment.
After some time, things begin to get romantic and they end up in bed. Afterward, they're both laying side-by-side, staring up at the ceiling.
"Had I known she was a virgin," the old man is thinking, "I would have been more careful with her."
The old lady is thinking, "Had I known he could actually get it up, I would have taken off my pantyhose."

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