"Halloween" joke
Q: What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?
A: A blood vessel!
Q: Why do witches think they are funny?
A: Every time they look in the mirror the mirror cracks up!
Q: Why does the skeleton not like parties?
A: He has no-body to dance with!
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