"Halloween Quiz" joke

A redneck teacher was giving her class a pop quiz about Halloween.
"Have any of you ever seen a ghost?" she asked. Approximately twenty-five percent of the students raised their hand.
"How many of you have actually touched a ghost?" she asked next. This time, ten percent of the class put their hand up.
"Now, how many of you have had sex with a ghost?" she asked. There was dead silence in the class, until one young redneck boy raised his hand.
Startled, the teacher asked, "You've actually had sex with a ghost?"
"Ghost?" the boy replied. "Oh, sorry, I thought you said goat."

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