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The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween Handouts

Spinach flavored Rice Cakes.

Teeth removing Taffy

Metamucil in a straw

Ex-Lax Brownies

Caramel Covered Zucchini

Colored Crisco on a Stick

Hot steaming bowl of pumpkin guts

Chocolate Covered Prunes

A Handful of Red Man

Anything that ticks!