"Handicapped Parking" joke

YOU ARE PARKED IN A SPACE CLEARLY DESIGNATED FOR DISABLED PERSONS PLEASE CIRCLE THE STATEMENT WHICH BEST DESCRIBES YOUR HANDICAP:
I don't read good.
I suffer from terminal laziness.
I have Attention Deficit Disorder. Huh?
My inner child was bugging me for ice cream.
My shoes are too expensive to walk in.
Wheelchair symbol? I thought it was a rocking chair!
My religion forbids acts of common courtesy.
I ignore OTHER laws, why not this one?
I AM disabled... by a painfully swollen ego.

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