"Handle it" joke
Silversmith: What can I do for you?
Inventor: I made a new type of round cooking pot, but I haven't figured out a way to pick it up.
Silversmith: I'm sure it's a problem we can handle.
She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, thought she, I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I'll just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present.
So, she more...
A friend of mine claims this happened to a friend of hers:
She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, thought she, I
have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I'll just
take it to a silversmith and have him remove my more...