"Handy hero" joke

A hero of World War I was approached by a young girl and asked:' Did you kill a German?' The hero replied in the affirmative.' With which hand did you do it?' demanded the girl.'
'With this right hand.' The girl took the hand and kissed it.
An officer who was watching the proceedings exploded:' Heavens, man, why didn't you tell her that you bit him to death?'

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