"Happily Addicted to the Web" joke

Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--althoughMy boss let me go--Happily addicted to the Web. All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware time is ticking, There's beard on my cheek, Same clothes for a week, Happily addicted to the Web. Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man! Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?" With a listless shrug, I mutter, "No, man; I just discovered letterman-dot-com!"I don't phone, don't send faxes, Don't go out, don't pay taxes, Who cares if somedayThey drag me away? I'm happily addicted to the Web!

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