"Happy 4th of July" joke
After your picnics, parties, parades and other family fun make sure you spend this evening of our independence and celebration of our freedom blowing stuff up. Then, when the cops come, put you in the squad car, read you your rights, throw you in the holding center until monday morning until you're in front of a judge who berates you and slaps you with a $500 ticket, you can stand up and say, "I'm proud to be an American".
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