"Hard Sale" joke
A sales representative stopped in at a small manufacturing plant. He met with the plant manager and presented a box of cigars to him as a gift.
"No, thank you," said the manager. "I did try smoking a cigar once, but I didn't care for it."
The sales rep then showed his display case and, hoping to make a sale, offered to take the manager out for a drink.
"Thanks, but I tried alcohol once and didn't like it," the manager replied.
As the salesman glanced out the window, he happened to see a golf course. "I guess you play golf. I'd really like to invite you to be a guest at my club sometime," he said.
"Thank you," the manager said, "but I played golf once and I didn't like it."
Just then, a young man entered the office. "Allow me to introduce my son, Bob," the manager said to the salesman.
"Let me guess," replied the salesman, "An only child?"
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