"Having a Very Bad Day" joke

~~You Know You're Having a Bad Day When... ~~
1. Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists.
2. You've been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open or your blouse unbuttoned.
3. Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
4. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
5.You call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold.
6.You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.
7.Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
8. Your income tax refund check bounces.
9. The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
10. You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
11. Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/husband.
12. Your mother approves of the person you're dating.
13. Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.
14. The Gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money when she sees your future.
15. People think that you're 40 and you're only 25.
16. You call your spouse and tell them that you'd like to eat out tonight and when you get home, your find a sandwich on the front porch.
17. You start to put on the clothes that you wore home from the party last night... and there aren't any.
18. It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.