"Having dinner with his father on the day before his wedding" joke

Having dinner with his father on the day before his wedding, the young man said, "So, dad, any fatherly advice you can impart before the big day?"
Chewing thoughtfully on his steak, the man replied, "There are just two things, son: First, tell her you've got to have one night a week to go out with the boys; and second, don't waste it on the boys."

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