"He Was Disbarred" joke

Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
Cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
Another lawyer.
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
His partners.
What does a lawyer use for birth-control?
His personality.
What happened to the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon?
He was disbarred.
What does a laywer get when you give him Viagra?
Taller
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
Your Honor.

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