"He said She Said" joke

He said...
"I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got
nothing to put in it."
She said....
"You wear pants don't you?"
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He said...
"Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said....
"That's a good idea-you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!"
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He said...
"What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?"
She said...
"Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"
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Q. How many men does it take to change a roll
of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are
sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where
her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
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Q. Why are married women heavier than single
women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the
fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see
what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Man says to God:
"God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says:
"So you would love her."
The man says, "But, God, why did you make her
so dumb?"
God says:
"So she would love you."