"Heading into the jungle on his first safari, the A..." joke

Heading into the jungle on his first safari, the American visitor was confident he could handle any emergency. He sidled up to the experienced native guide and said smugly. "I know that carrying a torch will keep lions away." "True," the guide replied. "But it depends on how fast you carry the torch

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