"Health Coverage" joke

The Queen of England was paying a visit to one of Canada's top hospitals. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Gracious," exlaimed the Queen, "that's disgusting. What is the meaning of this?"
The doctor leading the tour explained, "I apologize, Your Majesty. This man has a very serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that three times a day, they will explode and he will die."
"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a nurse was performing oral sex on a patient.
"Oh my goodness!" the shocked Queen said. "What is going on in there?"
"Same problem, better health plan," replied the doctor.

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