"Hearing Voices" joke

A man entered a bar, sat down and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he suddenly heard a voice say, "Nice shirt."
He looked around and saw that the bar was empty, except for himself and the bartender.
He took a few more sips and this time the voice said, "Cool tie."
At this, the man called the bartender over.
"I must be losing my mind," he said to the bartender. "I keep hearing voices saying nice things to me, but there's no one in here but us."
"Oh," chuckled the bartender, "it's the peanuts."
"It's the what?" asked the man in disbelief.
"You heard me," replied the bartender. "It's the peanuts... they're complimentary."

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