"Heart Attack" joke

-From "Jokes for women only" (Men, please excuse... :-> )
by Susan Savanah. You may have heard them, but they were new to
me...
A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife naked and
panting on the bed. "Honey," she said, thinking quickly, "I think I'm
having a heart attack!" While rushing to call the doctor, he nearly
stumbled over his crying four year old, who told him there was a naked
man in the closet. He ran to the closet, opened the door, and there was
his best friend. "Damn it, Dave" he shouted, "Jill's having a heart
attack and here you are scaring the hell out of the kids!"

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