"Hearty Way Men Think" joke

Rules that Guys wished Women knew....
1... If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us.
2... Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up put it down.
3... Do not cut your hair. Ever.
4... Sometimes, he is not thinking about you. Live with it.
5... Get rid of your cat.
6... Sunday = Sports.
7... Anything you wear is fine. Really.
8... You have enough clothes.
9... You have too many shoes.
10.. Crying is blackmail.
11.. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work.
12.. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
13.. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing
from pointblank range. We are bound to miss sometimes.
14.. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
15.. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a
doctor.
16.. Anything we said six or eight months ago is
inadmissible in an argument.
17.. If you do not dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
do not expect us to act like soap opera guys.
18.. If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and
one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
19.. Let us ogle. If we do not look at other women, how can
we know how pretty you are?
20.. Do not rub the lamp if you do not want the genie to
come out.
21.. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how
you want it done. .. not both.
22.. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and
neither do we.