"Heaven" joke

three men died and went to heaven, they all waited at the gates for St Peter to come.
When St Peter came he told all three men they had to have something on them to represent christmas with!
so the first man pulls a lighter out of his pocked, switches it on and says "
is a candle to represent christmas!"
so St Peter tells him he can go into heaven!
the second man pulls his keys out of his pockets and jingles them and says "
Its the sound of the christmas bells"
So yet again St Peter says he can go into heaven!
then the third man pulls a pair of knickers out of his pocket, and St Peter is confused and ask him how it represents christmas and the third man replies "
there carol's!"

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