"Heavenly Appeal" joke
Finding himself in heaven after he passed away, the lawyer was very displeased with his accommodations. Complaining to St. Peter, he was advised that appealing his assignment was the only recourse he had. When he stated to St. Peter that he most definitely did plan to appeal, he was then told that there would be at least a two year wait before his appeal could be heard. As much as the lawyer protested against such a lengthy wait, it fell on deaf ears.
In a short time, the lawyer was approached by the devil. The devil advised him that if he was willing to change venue to hell, he could arrange to have an appeal heard in a matter of days. The lawyer then asked the devil how it was possible for appeals to be heard so much sooner in hell.
The devil explained, "We have all the judges."
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