"Heightened Airport Security" joke

Security at London's Heathrow Airport reported that a full body scan of a young woman revealed a tennis ball, as local officials phrased it, "crammed snuggly up her bum."
The woman was released after investigation confirmed she had recently umpired a tennis match featuring Serena Williams.

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