"Hell For His Sins" joke

A man died and was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of torment - the rack that was to stretch him in agony forever? he passed a side-room where a lawyer was being intimately entertained by a beautiful young woman. She was pandering to his every whim. "This is unfair," said the dead man. "Why have I got to spend eternity stretched on a rack among flames while that lawyer spends all eternity with that beautiful woman?"
The Devil prodded him with hispitchfork. "Silence!" he snarled. "Who are you to question that woman? s punishment?"

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