"Hell under construction" joke
There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said' 'Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have been sentenced to hell. The worker agreed -- not like he could do anything else -- and he was on his way.
When he arrived, the devil looked at him and said, “Ah! A new slave. We shall burn you and throw you in the fiery pits. ” Then the worker replied, “That wall could use a bit of patching. I could fix it first and you could throw me in the pit afterward. ” So he fixed the wall. Satan, intrigued, asked, “What else can you build? ” So the construction worker went about his job and made many improvements; in fact, by the time he was done, hell was a paradise. It had air conditioning, pools, balconies, you name it.
Within a few days, God phoned Satan and said, “I think there has been a mix-up. That worker was originally supposed to come to heaven. ” Satan replied, “No way -- he's built all sorts of useful stuff for us. We're keeping him. ” God then said, “Oh, yeah? Well, I'll see you in court. We're going to sue you for this man's soul and damages. Satan just laughed: “And where are you going to find a lawyer? ”
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