"Helping Hand" joke

A grandmother and her granddaughter were walking down the sidewalk when they come across two dogs having sex.
"What are they doing gramndma"? asks the little girl.
"Well honey, the one on top has hurt his paw and the one on the bottom is carrying him to the vet."
"Figures!" says the little girl.
"What do you mean figures?" asked grandma.
The little girl looks up at her and says, "Well everytime you try to give someone a helping hand, you end up getting screwed!"

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