"Helping The Preacher" joke
Having just finished his sermon, the preacher went to the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation was leaving. After shaking several hands, he came upon the six year old son of one of the church's Deacons.
"Good morning, Matthew," the preacher said, reaching out to shake the boy's hand.
As he was doing so, he could feel something in the palm of Matthew's hand. "What is this?" the preacher asked.
"It's money and it's for you," Matthew replied with a big smile.
"I don't want to take your money, Matthew," said the preacher.
"But, I want you to have it.," Matthew insisted. "My daddy says you're the poorest preacher we've ever had and I want to help you."
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