"He's All Around Us" joke

As Little Johnny is walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him, he's saying, "Damn this," "Screw that."
Hearing this, the parish priest walks up to Johnny and says, "Johnny, you shouldn't swear like that. God is all around us."
"Is he in the sky?" Johnny asks.
"Yes, He is," the priest replies.
"Is He in that tree over there?" asks Johnny.
"Yes," replies the priest.
"Is He in my wagon?" Johnny asks.
"Yes, Johnny, He is," answers the priest.
"Well then, tell Him to get out and push!" shouts Johnny.

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