"He's Dead" joke

Brenda
O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim
Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've
somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome,
Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."
There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please
don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and
gone. I'm sorry.
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen,
Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of
Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true,
Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three
times to pee."

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