"Hi, I`m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the fro..." joke

Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.

Your Moma is so poor when I saw her wobbling down the strret with one shoe, I hollered-"lost a shoe", and she said-"Nope... just found one..."

Your momas so fat she left the house on high heels and came back on flip flops

your mumma is so fat when she stands on the scales the scales say TO BE CONTINUED
your momma is so dumb when she gets locked in the supermarket she dies of starvation

your momma is so stupid that she put a ruler under her bed to see how long she slept.