"Hiccups" joke
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups.
The pharmacist promptly reaches down, pulls out a knife, and lunges at the man.
The man backs away and yells "WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?"
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?" replies the pharmacist.
The man says, "No I don't, you jerk; but my wife out in the car still does!"
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups.
The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.
"What the heck did you do that for!?!" the man screams.
"Well, you don't have the more...
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups.
The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.
"What the heck did you do that for!?!" the man screams.
"Well, you more...
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face. "What the heck did you do that for!?!" the man screams. "Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do more...
What is green and can jump a mile in a minute? A grasshopper with hiccups!