"Hillary Clinton thirsty in the middle of the night" joke
Hillary wakes bill in the middle of the night.
Bill: "What's the matter?"
Hillary: "I'm thirsty and I would like a glass of water."
Bill: "Do you seriously think I'm going to get it for you??"
Hillary: "Of course not. I just want you to keep my place empty until I'm back."
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it."
In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of more...
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All of a sudden Clinton looks at Hillary and yells, "Okay, Hillary, GET OUT!".
She more...