"Hillary and the plane crash" joke

There were 5 people on a plane. The plane started to go down of coarse there were only 4 parachutes. The first person was Bill Clinton so he says " I get a parachute because I am the president the people need me" He jumps out.

Then a famous basketball player says " I am the best basketball player the people need me' He jumps out.

Then Hillary Clinton says " I am the smartest person in the world soon to be Senator of NEW YORK" she jumps out.

Then Pope John Paul says " I am a Christian so I am going to give my parachute to a 10 year old boy scout."

The boy scout says "That's ok the worlds smartest women took my backpack."

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