"History Student" joke
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington?"
Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?"
He says, "Hah, you be dumb! George-a Washington's the first-a President of- a United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States, and become-a U. S.-a citizen."
A couple of days later, Giuseppi comes to work and says. "Ey, Tony, you know who's-a Abraham Lincoln?"
Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a Abraham Lincoln?"
He says, "Hah stupid! Abaham-a Lincoln is-a sixteenth President of-a the United States. I'm-ago to night school every night. I learn all about-a United States history, and become-a U. S.-a citizen."
A guy in the back of the shop yells, "Yo, Giuseppi. . . you so-a smart, you know who Fishlips Picollini is?"
Giuseppi says, "No. Who's-a Fishlips Picollini is?"
The guy yells back, "That's the guy who's bangin' your wife while you're in night school."
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