"Hit by a car" joke

There has been an emergency when Bert gets home from work. His 9 year old son, Little Johnny called to tell him that his younger son has been hurt, he was hit by a car. Bert rushes through the doors of the emergency room at the hospital, “I got here as fast as I could! How is Milton? ” He is told by his wife, “He’s fine. He needed three stitches in his chin. ” “Johnny told me what happened! Thank goodness he’s all right! Thank goodness he wasn’t killed! I can’t believe our Little Milty was hit by a car! ” “That’s what Johnny told you? ” asks Wilma. “Well, he said some other stuff, too, but I was running out the door? Why? ” “Are you familiar with the ‘Hot Wheels’ line of vehicles? ”

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