"Hold the Ketchup, Please" joke

Heard from another good friend:
Two gentlemen are driving down the interstate and decide to stop at a
Truck Stop for dinner. They sit at the counter and when the waitress
arrives, both gentlemen order hamburgers.
The waitress promptly goes to the freezer, pulls out two patties, and
places one each under each arm. When asked what the hell is going on,
she calmly explains that they have no way to defrost the patties since
the microwave is broken.
Send one man to the other, "Boy, I'm sure glad I didn't order a hotdog."

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