"Holmes and Watson" joke
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were away on a camping trip. After a nice meal and a good bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and fell asleep.
A few hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his friend, "Watson, look up at the sky. Now, tell me what you see."
"What I see is millions and millions of beautiful stars," replied Watson.
"And just what does that tell you?" asked Holmes.
Watson thought about it for a moment and replied, "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes counted to ten silently then said, "Watson, you idiot! Some bastard has stolen our tent!"
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