"Home Ahead of Schedule" joke

Although scheduled for all-night duty at the station, a police officer was relieved of duty early and arrived home at 3AM, a few hours ahead of schedule.
Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, quietly crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed when his sleepy wife sat up and said, "Sweetheart, I have a horrible headache. Would you mind getting me some aspirin from the all-night drug store?"
"Sure, honey," he replied. Feeling his way across the room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.
When he entered, the pharmacist looked up in surprise and asked, "Hey, aren't you Office Fields?"
"Yes, I am," replied the officer.
"Then why are you wearing the Fire Chief's uniform?" the druggist asked.

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