"Honeymoon" joke

After two days' seclusion in a hotel room, a honeymoon couple finally agreed to go out for an evening. Calling a bell hop, the groom was informed about the various shows in town.
"Hey, Joan," he shouted to his wife who was taking a shower, "Do you want to see OLIVER TWIST?"
The bride screamed back, "If you show me anymore tricks with that thing, I'm going home to mother!"