"Horny Toad" joke

What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad? One goes "Ribbit" and the other goes "Rubbit."

At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is there to help the animals of the forest with some of their daily problems. One day a toad hops in.
The toad says "Oh wizard, please help me. I was born with a yellow penis."
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