"Horse" joke
Three guys walk into a bar the bartender says I will give you three hundred dollars if you can walk in then and make this horse laugh and then cry.
The first person slammed his beer do and said I am going to do it.
Five minutes later he walks out and said that he couldn't do it.
So the second person slams his beer down and slides it then says watch I will do it.
Five minutes later he walks out and says I can't do it.
The third man sets his beer down and says watch I'll do it just watch.
Five minutes later you hear the horse laugh and then cry.
The man walks out and the bartender asks how did you do it.
The man replies first I told the horse I had a bigger dick so that made him laugh then I proved it so he cried.
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