"Horse Auction" joke

Little Johnny and his father were attending a horse auction. As they moved from horse to horse, little Johnny observed his father running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump and chest.
Not understand what his father was doing, little Johnny asked, "Dad, why do you keep doing that?"
"Because I'm thinking of buying these horses, son," his father replied.
"Then I think we'd better get home right away!" Johnny exclaimed.
"Why?" asked his father.
"Because the mailman stopped by yesterday. I think he wants to buy Mom!" Johnny replied.

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