"How To Be The Perfect Asian Kid" joke

Score 1600 on the SAT. Play the violin or piano on the level of a concert performer. Apply to and be accepted by 27 colleges. Have three hobbies: studying, studying, and studying. Go to a prestigious Ivy League university and win enough scholarship to pay for it. Love classical music and detest talking on the telephone. Become a Westinghouse, Presidential, and eventually a Rhodes Scholar. Aspire to be a brain surgeon. Marry Asian-American doctor and have perfect, successful children (grandkids for ahma and ah-gongh!) Love to hear stories about your parents' childhood... especially the one about walking 7 miles to school without shoes.

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